From the mouths of babes... err... husbands

2 quick short stories I would like to share:

Conversation I just had with Drew no more than 10 mins ago.

Drew: (getting ready to go for a run) Sadie, you can't come with me.
Me: (As I watch Sadie's nose cocked up looking at Drew) She wants to go.
Drew: It's way too hot out there for a dog like you... maybe if you were white, but you're black.
Me: You're racist.
Drew: No. I'm. Not.

Conversation I had with Drew a few months ago (also titled "How my husband makes me feel 'smart'")

I have a sudoku app on my phone, and once you've finished a puzzle it tells you how fast you are compared to all the other users that have finished that puzzle.
Me: Look honey, I'm faster at this puzzle that 35% of other people who played it without using hints.
Drew: So does that mean your stupider than the other 65% who were faster than you?
Me: (crushed and hopeless because now all my dreams of being a sudoku world champ won't come true) I never thought of it that way... buzz kill!